Subah hote hi jab duniya abad hoti hai
ankh khulte hi apki yaad hoti hai khushiyo k phool ho apke
anchal me ye mere hothon pe pehli friyad hoti hai (G¤O~O+D) (M¤O+R~N¤I+N~G) HAVE A NICE DAY
GF: PROMISE KARO KI HAMESHA MERI BAAT MANOGE. MUJHE KABHI TOUCH YA KISS NHI KAROGE.......
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. BF: BEHAN TU GHAR JA........ TERE MUMMY PAPA CHINTA KAR RAHE HONGE............:D..........?..........:)
Caller : Jnab mere ghar Agg lagi
a,jaldi aao Fireman - tusi pani pa k bujha k
dekho Caller : Dekhia c nai buji fireman - fer asi kahra salea fukan mar k bhjauni a.
Ek Ameer ladki ko exam me Gareeb Parivar par Essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
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ESSAY:
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1 gareeb parivar tha.
... Pita gareeb
ma gareeb,
bache gareeb.
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Ghar me 4 naukar the wo b gareeb
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Car b tuti hui scorpio thi.
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Bacho k paas purane N95 mobile the.
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Ghar me keval 4 second hand AC the.
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sab week me 2 baar chicken kha pate the
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or outing pe mahine me ek baar hi ja pate the
Sara parivar badi muskil se aish kar raha tha. :
Rs.20 Ka NOTE Bahot ZYADA Lagta Hai Jab GARIB Ko Dena Ho, Magar HOTEL Mein TIP Dena Ho To Bahot KAM Lagta Hai.
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3_Minute Ke Liye BHAGWAN Ko YAAD Karna Kitna MUSHKIL Hai,
Magar 3_Hours Ka FILM Dekhna AASHAAN.
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Pure Din MEHNAT Ke Baad GYM Jaane Se Nehi THAKTE, Magar Jab MAA-BAAP Ke PAIR DABANA Ho To HUM THAK Jaate Hain.
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VALENTINE's DAY Ke Liye HUM Pure SAAL Intezar Karte Hai, Magar MOTHER's DAY Kab Hai hume Pata Hi Nahi.
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Is MSG Ko FORWARD Karna Bahut MUSHKIL Hoga,Jabki FIZOOL Ke JOKE's Ko FORWARD Karna HUMARA FARZ Ban jata Hai.
Ye Safety week Hai
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Aap Belt Pehen k car Chala Rahe ho Isliye
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Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.
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Ap is inaam ka kya Kroge.?
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Driver: Main apna driving License Banwaunga.
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Pichli Seat Par Bethi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka Yakin Nahi Karo Ye sharab Pi Kar kuch b bolta Hai.
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Uske abba neend se jage or Police dekh k bole:
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Mujhe Pata Tha chori ki car Me Hum Zyada door Nahi ja Payenge.
Tabhi diggi se awaz Ai
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Bhai: Hmne border Paar Kar liya Hai kya.?. :))
Ik duje nu Class vich jo ishare karde si.
Juttiya pain ton jama na darde si.
Period koi hor hunda te Book koi hor e padhde si.
Pichhe beh k saun jande ya gallan karde si.
Aj kalle kalle ho k Yaar hauke bharde ne.
Koi thoda koi jyada, miss ta sare e karde ne..
Bhakt-Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahenge jo
Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Beutiful ho,
Inteligent ho,
Pati ko smjhe,
Or kbhi jhagda n kre
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Swami:"Man ka Vahem...
Jab
Anna
Lok bill
mang
sakta
he
Pappu
pass
ho
sakta
he
Munni
badnam
ho
sakti
he
Shila
jawan
ho
sakti
he
Pyaaz
80rs
kilo
ho
sakti
he
Saniya
pakistanme
shadi
kar
sakti
he
Character
dheela
ho
sakta
he
7 khoon
maaf
ho
sakta
hai
Aurat
jalebi
bai
ho
sakti
he
12
mahine
me
12
tarike
se
pyar
ho
sakta
he
To
fir
HUM
6 din
pehle
HAPPY New Year wish
nahi
kar saktE
kya..?!!!
Wish U Happy New Year
Boy - Agar me tumhe kiss karu aur bhag jao
to tum kya sochogi,
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. Girl - Main sochungi Ek pagal tha jo pura paper
kar sakta tha, par sirf roll no. Likh kar bhag gaya....
Aina pyar a dil ch,
ohna layi, fir v ohna d
nazar begaani kyun a,
ohna ne kade pyar naal,
takeya v ni, par saadi roohn
ohna d diwani a, bahut samjaya
dil nu k bahut dur ne o, par dil
karda aini manmaani kyun a.
Pata a kisse ne chupp nahi karuna,
Fir v ehna akhan ch eina paani kyun,
Dil Nu lag jaan rog ta ki Kariye,
Kise di yaad ch akhiyan ron ta ki kariye,
Tamanna ta bahut hai milan di,
Je kar yaad hi bhul jaan ta ki kariye..........
Gum ki andiyo se
Hum Gujar jayenge
Sagar ki Lehro main
Hum Utar jayenge
Hume Maut ke Liye
Fansi ki jarurat Nahi
Aap dil se Nikal Dena
hum yu hi mar jayenge
Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai
zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai
pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai
aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai....
2 lovers were eating chips, looking in two
each other eyes. Girl - what r u thinking now? Boy - tu har wari mere ton jyada chips kha rhi ae bhukhiye
ghare roti ni mildi......:)
Dost aur Pyar do dost the wo nadi par
ghomne gay pyar nadi main gir gaya
kyunki pyar andha hota hai. uske peeche
dosti bhi gir gayi. kyunki wo kisi ka saath
nahi chodati hai.....
Dost aur pyar do dost the wo nadi par
ghomne gay pyar nadi main gir gaya
kyunki pyar andha hota hai. uske peeche
dosti bhi gir gayi. kyunki wo kisi ka saath
nahi chodati hai.....